15 Resolutions And How You’ll Rationalize Breaking Them
Maybe we're being enablers. Or maybe we're just being honest.
![15 Resolutions And How You’ll Rationalize Breaking Them](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/6/4/591564.jpg?v=2)
It's that time of year. Everyone is making their list of resolutions so they can hit the ground running after ringing in the new year. And while you all were doing that, we were just skipping that part and making up excuses for when you guys inevitably give up on all that shit.
Maybe we're being enablers. Or maybe we're just being honest.
![CRACKED.COM I can't stand looking at myself in the mirror. I'm going to the gym tomorrow! I can't stand how other people look at me here. I'm done wit](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/2/1/7/590217.jpg?v=2)
![This year I'm going to keep my house tidy. people Dull maculate have house:](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/2/2/3/590223.jpg?v=2)
![I will spend less time in front of the TV. *Sits in front of the laptop all day streaming YouTube videos* Goal achieved!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/1/8/6/590186.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKED COM 1 resolve to be more patient with idiots. Why shouls 1 be the only one makins an effort?](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/1/9/6/590196.jpg?v=2)
![J'M WASTING LESS TIME ONLINE, ESPEGIALLY WITH ALL THIS SOCIAL MEDIKA NONSENSE. I'M JUst GONNA MESSAGE A FEW FRIENDS REAL QUIck. HOURS LATER CRAGKEDCON](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/2/0/2/590202.jpg?v=2)
![It's high time I got myself outdoors. and enjoyed all the wonderful splendors this world has to offer. Is there really anything better than sitting in](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/2/0/8/590208.jpg?v=2)
![I'm going to start eating more healthily. I should listen to my body, it only craves what it needs. CRACKEDCONT](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/2/0/5/590205.jpg?v=2)
![I'm going to go to group therapy to better my life... ...but I'm sure no one wants to listen to MY problems GRACKEDOON](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/1/8/5/590185.jpg?v=2)
![THIS YEAR, I'LL THROW AWAY ALL MY RAGGED CLOTHES AND GET NEW ONES THAT 0 CAN ACTUALLY WEAR IN PUBLIC. IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO WASTE MONEY ON CLOTHES](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/2/1/0/590210.jpg?v=2)
![O'M GOING TO APPLY FOR MORE JOBS! Boy, the commute to this place would be hell. .They pay that? Am I supposed to eat ramen? .Okay, this screams dead](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/1/9/9/590199.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKEDC FRwt: EYES 322 MEN'S CLUB This year, I will cut down on my visits to the strip club. But I should help put these girls through school. They a](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/2/1/8/590218.jpg?v=2)
![At midnight!!! This one's still good. Can't wastelit! CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/1/9/5/590195.jpg?v=2)
![I'm going to quit drinking It's antisocial if I'm the only one not drinking. CRACKEDCON](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/1/9/7/590197.jpg?v=2)
![I'm going to start saving money and get out of debt. It's a bit pricey but it's on sale for a limited time only. GRACKEDCON](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/1/8/3/590183.jpg?v=2)
![No more hiding! I'm going to start being honest with everyone. Honestly. it would kill my parents if they knew...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/1/8/9/590189.jpg?v=2)