15 Resolutions And How You’ll Rationalize Breaking Them

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15 Resolutions And How You’ll Rationalize Breaking Them

It's that time of year. Everyone is making their list of resolutions so they can hit the ground running after ringing in the new year. And while you all were doing that, we were just skipping that part and making up excuses for when you guys inevitably give up on all that shit.

Maybe we're being enablers. Or maybe we're just being honest.

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