The big wigs at your place of employment like to think they have it all figured out -- especially when it comes to their employees. Decades and decades of society running the rat race have given us deep insight into the workplace and all the right solutions for when things aren't going right.

Except that all of those solutions are pretty much bullshit and have turned jobs into a never-ending spiral of stress and counterproductivity that'll put us all in an early grave.

(As always, thanks to AuntieMeme for the voodoo she works putting these together.)

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Your boss wants you to show up rested every day. But you do better work when you're tired. Scientists found that people who were tested during their l

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Today's workplace is geared toward multitasking. Unfortunately, your brain isn't. Neuroscientists claim that, for the most part, multitasking is physi

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Good team players check their sarcasm at the door. Which is killing workplace creativity. Scientists have found that sarcasm actually boosts your crea

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A good business makes sure its employees have the latest tech. Which completely throws them off. When an office provides its workers with new equipmen

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Your commute is annoying but not doing you any harm, right? Actually, it's messing you up pretty badly. People who travel more than 30 minutes to work

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Email is an essential tool for business communication. S And it's a terrible way to communicate. Email is practically tailor-made for creating misunde

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