Much to our surprise, famous people did not just appear from some otherworldly void, naturally beautiful and talented. Once upon a time, they used to be like us! That, or the individuals that appear in the following photos were just living incubators that died horribly when these superstars burst forth from their chests.

As always, thanks to AuntieMeme for the voodoo she works putting these together.

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Mr. Rogers once flipped double birds, at children. Where is tall man? Where is tall man? Here I am! Here I aml He was singing a song about fingers.

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Nobody can look dignified in this bathing suit. Deauville, France. 1911 Not even Winston Churchill.

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This cadet's sweeping hairstyle gives him away. new York Military Academy, 1964 Yep, it's Donald Trump.

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The lip curl on this towhead should look familiar. He's a natural blond, although he dyed his hair black as an adult. It's Elvis Presley.

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Recognize this happy pizza lover scarfing a whole pie? Smells like pepperoni spirit. It's Kurt Cobain. CRACKED COM

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This singer had some monster hits in the 2000s. Usually she wears a bit more eye makeup. It's Avril Lavigne.

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