25 Times When Game Devs Said "Good Enough"

Because gameplay isn't confusing enough already.
25 Times When Game Devs Said "Good Enough"

Games don't make any sense. One mushroom makes you superpowered ... another kills you when it grazes you. Your BFG can destroy everything in sight ... except doors and walls. You're a highly-trained, deadly soldier ... who can't swim.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg of shit that doesn't make sense. Here's a whole a bunch more.

25 Times When Game Devs Said Good Enough
MIMEERAET WANT TO BUILD A 60AT5 BOAT. TAKE YOU JUST 4 wooden planks NEED FOUR WOODEN PLANKS. NO PROBLEM WANT TO MAKE A SMALL SIGN, ONLY SIX PLANKS SIO
25 Times When Game Devs Said Good Enough
25 Times When Game Devs Said Good Enough
I'M SORRY, I CAN'T GO TO WORK TODAY SIMS3 The THERE'S A TEDDY BEAR BLOCKING THE DOORWAY
25 Times When Game Devs Said Good Enough
25 Times When Game Devs Said Good Enough
CRACKED IPKMOV A sleeping pokemon blocks the way! You better wake it uP So you can put it to sleep and capture it!
25 Times When Game Devs Said Good Enough
NLDA THE LEGEND OF MAJORA'S MASK Before: Sorry kid, no can do. YoU on't make it out alive out there being such a little guy. After: No, no, o: re fine

Assassin’s Creed III

ASSASSIN'S CREEDIIL HEY KID, I SEE THAT YOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE IN NAVY, DON'T WORRY, WE'LL TRAIN YOU... BY MAKING YOU THE CAPATAIN OF THE SHIP!
TheLegendOfzelda IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS. WOODEN SHORDO
CRACKED You can only sleep at night You can only sleep at night You can only sleep at night No wayI want to sleep now! MINEERAFT You can only sleep at
PoKeMov franchise Leave for a while to get your Pokemon healed Come back to see that the tree youive cut has regrown in less than a minute CRACKED COM
SiMS WAIT, THE LADDER'S The GONE? CRACKED COM I'M GOING TO DIE!!!

Bioshock Infinite

BIOSHOCK INFINITE The flying city of Columbfa is the home of Vigors, special tonics that give You many different powers D GOR) They be can bought from
CRACKED Skyward Sword... ...and nearly every other Legend of Zelda game: Ten bombs as big as my head? Okay! Giant bug net? Yes, please! Huge gust bell
CRACKED CO COM You need a lockpick skill of 100 to pick Fallaut3 this lock. Dd OH SHIT! E) Open HP AP Door CND 8m MAX PAYNE B the D
25 Times When Game Devs Said Good Enough
TChe Glder SCrOMIS' V SKYRIM sun-proof boobs This is Serana, she's a vampire, and when she goes outside she wears a hood to protect her from sunlight,
Badass HL group of fiohtersX fighters Fights huge monstersand has acCESSTO powerful spells and potions that can even revive people. Gets held up by so
World of Warcraft Gara Beast Mastery hunters can have Gara, the spirit beast, as a pet. And taming her is totally CRACKED COM intuitive: 1. Level 90+.
supCR MARTO HORLD TIME 084400 x72 2-2 0 353 MANIO BNOS. DDY Why is Mario able to swim in one level and not another in the same game? He's MARIO WORLD
25 Times When Game Devs Said Good Enough
METAL GEAR SOLID 3 CRACKED COM SNAKE EATER METAL GEAR SOLID'S PROTIP FOR GUN ACCURACY: METAL GEAR SOLID PEACE WALKER ALWAYS AIM AHOCOKOA NE METALGEAR

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