Games don't make any sense. One mushroom makes you superpowered ... another kills you when it grazes you. Your BFG can destroy everything in sight ... except doors and walls. You're a highly-trained, deadly soldier ... who can't swim.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg of shit that doesn't make sense. Here's a whole a bunch more.

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