Look, we don't mean to get nit-picky with flaws in popular characters, but sometimes they end up being so astounding that it's pretty unbelievable.

And, you might say that maybe they picked up some extra awesome skills offscreen, but it's as the old saying goes: If there ain't no montage set to music of the '80s, it didn't happen. Or something like that.

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