Why Won't Americans Drink Tea?

Americans love waking up to gulp down as much jitter juice as they can get their hands on. But why is the only cold brew we like from a bean and not a leaf?

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But having Bill Murray Status doesn't absolve you for being called out for the tragically unhip things you do. That's why we feel the need to call attention to ...

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