We talk a lot about people who have balls so big they possess their own orbit, or their pants don't fit, or they have to pay additional luggage fees when flying. And we aren't just blowing smoke up your ass when we use those terms. Those people exist -- but mostly their legends only live on in print.

Well, not anymore. Behold, for your viewing pleasure, the reigning masters of not giving a single shit:

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