28 Arcane Facts About Famous People

We think we know a lot about celebrities. Thanks to TMZ and Perez Hilton, we even have a good grasp on what their genitals look like. But how well do you know them really? We asked our readers to teach us a few things about celebrities we are convinced are completely inept. Winner got 100 bucks ...

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KESHA HAS AN IQ OF 140 (NEARLY GENIUS) TRiN AND HAS AN SAT SCORE OF 1200

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Entry by ALosophy

DOLPH LUNDGREN -GRADUATE IN CHEMISTRY FROM WASHINGTON STATE UNIVERSITY -GRADUATE IN CHEMICAL ENGINEERING FROM THE ROYAL INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY IN STO

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THE KEYNOTE SPEAKER FOR THE 2009 NEW HAMPSHIRE LIBERTY FORUM WAS GLEN JACOBS, AKA WWE SUPERSTAR KANE HAMESHIRE NEW FORUM UJBERIY H 200 ALARCHS MANY PA

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NOLAN GOULD, CRACKEDCON GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL AT AGE 13 AND as Ar MEMBER OF MENSA OH M So Y

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DIKEMBE MLTOMBO DID NOT ATTEND ORLETOWN UNIVERSITY ON A BASKETBALL S<HOLARSHIA. H< KE<IVED A LISAID S<HOLARSHIA T STLIDY MEDK<INE. 00-89 HOVAS JOHN TH

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Entry by ReverendSpork

Let's get this straight: You earned degrees from Columbia and Yale, spoke flve languages, and you never got them Duke boys? CRACKED.COM

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Entry by PandaPoo

In 2012, Dr. O'Neil received his PhD from Barry University. s

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Patrick Dempsey drove in this year's Le Mans 24-hour race. His team finished 4th in its class. 1 Mo s 24 D CRACKED CON

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Entry by PandaPoo

Kobe can speak English, Spanish and Italian. He also learned some Serbian and French to curse out the refs. 6U TARENS 4

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Entry by ChevySpoons

SHOCK-ROCKER ALICE COOPER LOVES GOUF. HIs HANDICAP IS IN THE LOW SINGLEDIGITS, sO WITH A ITTLE IMPROVEMENT, HE couD COMPETE WITHTHE PROS. CRACKEDC COM

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CRACKED.COM BRIAN MAY LEAD GUITAR OF QUEEN CBE-COMMANDER OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE (2005) PH.D. IN ASTROPHYSICS FROM THE IMPERIAL COLLEGE (2007) 4TH. CH

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Entry by AM Smiley

Natalie portman has a degree in psychology from Harvard, and is fluent in Hebrew, French, German, Japanese, and Arabic. She's been published twice in

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Mensa member Geena Davis is also a gifted archer who was invited to try out for the 2000 U.S. Olympic team. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Sksmith

DUMB ATION HEROES? ARHOLD: 5LVVESTER -MOVED TO THE U5 SLLEARNED ENGLISH WHILE -ALMUMNUS OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MIAM. GRAOJATING WITH A ERGREE IN BUSNE

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CRACKED.COM GRADUATED FROM DUKE ATTAINED HIS MD AT NORTH CAROLINA COMPLETED HIS INTERNAL MEDIcINE RESIDENCY IN New ORLEANS CURRENTLY LICENSED TO PRACT

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ASHTON KUTCHER MAJORED IN BIOCHEMICAL ENGINEERING TO SEARCH FOR A CURE FOR HIS TWIN BROTHER'S HEART CONDITION.

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CRACKED co LADY CACA WUCH HERELF HOW TO plAYPIANO BY EAR WHEN SHE WAS 4

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Entry by Sksmith

THEOFFSPRING BEFORE THE BAND BECAME A SUCCES, SINGER DEXTER HOLLAND OF THE OFFSPRING WAS A PHD CANDIDATE IN MOLEOILARY BIOLOY. HE HAPED PUBLISH A PAPE

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Jerry Lewis came up with the idea of mounting a video camera next to the film camera when making a movie, so directors could instantly play back the s

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Entry by Aeracryon

George the Animal Steele, a professional wrestler in the WWe during the 1980's, who was famous for being an unthinking brute actually holds a master's

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Entry by Comunacho

CRACKEDGO COM LAAILIAN BELT JIU BLACK

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Entry by AM Smiley

CRACKED COM Mayim Bialik holds a Ph.D. in Neuroscience.

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Before he became the famously crass, red necktied comic, Rodney Dangerfield performed as an acrobatic high-diver. CLU VAT CRACKED

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Entry by GregJohnston

Mike Rowe of 'Dirty Jobs' and 'Deadliest Catch'. ...used to sing tenor for the Baltimore Opera CRACKED COM

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Rebel Wilson is represented in all her Hollywood legal dealings and has her contracts negotiated by qualified law graduate Rebel Wilson CRACKEDCOMY

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Rowdy Roddy Piper actually does play the bagpipes. As a teenager, him and a friend formed a bagpipe band and entered a competition in Toronto, Canada.

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Entry by eleanorigby

CRACKED.OON Afcfress Hedy amarr who is besf know for porfraying fhe firsf sex -scene on a on-pornggraphic film. Also, cO-invented a technology that wo

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Entry by Mike Bedard

James Franco got his BA from UCLA, his MEFA from Columbia, and he's currently getting his PhD in English at Yale. CRACKED.COM

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