Past Secrets The Presidential Candidates Want You To Forget

Welcome to the information age, candidates! Where everything you've ever said and done is out there for the world to see, never to be erased, and always ready to be dug up.

And that's what's going on right here, right now! Because before you throw your support fully behind one candidate or another, it's important to get the full scope of the levels of unrelenting dipshittery all of these people can stoop to.

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Entry by JadeCampbell

CRACKEDCON In his 2011 book, Donald Trump states: Destroying the world's finest health- care system so that Obama can have his socialized medicine pr

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

I believe and I think the right approach is to accept this horribly created in the of sense rape- but nevertheless a gift in a very broken way, the g

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Trump University, which closed in 2010, was basically little more than Donald-approved, real estate a series of very expensive seminars. RUMP NIVERS

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

CARLY FIORINA, A FORMER CEO OF HEWLETT-PACKARD, ONCE SOLD OVER HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF HP PRODUCTS TO IRAN DESPITE THE EXECUTIVE ORDER THAT SAYS IT'S

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Chris Christie, as Governor CRACKED.COM of New Jersey. had a list of 100 mayors whose endorsement he was seeking for re-election. He gave 20 of those

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

JEB BUSH HAD STATED HIS POSITION ON THE IRAQ WAR FIVE TIMES IN THE SAME WEEK, CONTRADICTING HIMSELF THREE TIMES. ON MAY 10 2015. SUNDAY: HE SAID THATH

Federal law requires Medicaid assistance be provided to pay for abortions in case of rape or incests. Arkansas law requires that the mother's life be

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Entry by Calvin Riedy

In 1992, Hillary Clinton offended stay-at-home-moms when she said, I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas, but what I deci

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Entry by Kevin King

In 1972, Bernie Sanders wrote an essay for the Vermont Freeman that he now regrets. In the piece, a woman having sex fantasizes about being raped by 3

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie had spent over $300,000 of New Jersey's expense account on food and booze, according to his ledger. Most notably, h

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Entry by JadeCampbell

CRAGKED Donald J. Trump Follow @realDonaldTrump 26,000 unreported sexual assults in the military-only 238 convictions. What did these geniuses expect

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Redecorating official residences is nothing new. Publicly auction off the old stuff as having historical significance to the highest bidder, and buy

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Ben Carson ... and that he was the only claimed he had student who didn't walk a professor out of the room, which who told the earned him $10 for bein

CRACKEDCON 2461 Doo 00000 IN 1997, Michael w. Haley STOLE A CALCULATOR FROM WALMART, AND, DUE TO A LEGAL ERROR, WAS SENTENCED TO 16 YEARS IN PRISON. W

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