13Entry by Chan Teik Onn
12Entry by Zapp Rowsdower
Welcome to the information age, candidates! Where everything you've ever said and done is out there for the world to see, never to be erased, and always ready to be dug up.
And that's what's going on right here, right now! Because before you throw your support fully behind one candidate or another, it's important to get the full scope of the levels of unrelenting dipshittery all of these people can stoop to.