We're not saying that these deeds should forgive the transgressions these individuals and groups has inflicted upon the populous. Not even close. All we're saying is that even the blind squirrel gets the nut sometimes, you know?

We tasked our readers to find those blind squirrels -- those asshole, questionably psychotic, blind squirrels -- and gave money for the best entries.

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