Bicycles Cause Lesbians: The 26 Weirdest Moral Panics Ever

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Bicycles Cause Lesbians: The 26 Weirdest Moral Panics Ever

Get on the Internet and you'll see its denizens doing the one thing they thrive on: Raging out of control of the most insignificant things imaginable. Of course, there is some precedent to this. It's not as if freaking out over dumb stuff is restricted solely to the Internet.

To help illustrate this, we formed a mob with AuntieMeme to present to you the most ridiculous moral panics in the history of the universe.

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