15 Illegal Pets The Government Should Shut Up And Let Me Own

Why don't you worry about the economy and I'll worry about my monkey.

Authors: By Eli Yudin
Published: September 29, 2022
Comments: 12

Seinfeld: 15 Times George & Jerry Were Just The Worst

The kings of selfishness at their absolute worst (or best?)

Authors: By JD Roberson
Published: September 29, 2022
Comments: 7

Is The Johnny Depp Trial Movie Supposed To Be A Comedy?

Coming soon to absolutely no theaters near you.

Authors: By JM McNab
Published: September 29, 2022
Comments: 7

15 Smart Moments In 'Dumb' Comedies

The moments when even a poop joke joke can give valuable health information.

Authors: By Chris Corlew
Published: September 29, 2022
Comments: 2

Hey, Remember Josh Hartnett? (VIDEO)

Anybody remember Josh Hartnett?

Authors: By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Ali Gordon
Published: September 29, 2022
Comments: 1

15 Weird Cases That Walked Into Doctors' Operating Rooms

By:: Ryan Menezes; Cracked Writers

November 17, 2020

15 Weird Cases That Walked Into Doctors' Operating Rooms

We all hear those crazy urban legends about doctors removing spider eggs from a dude's butt or pumping $100 in quarters from a kid's stomach. We dismiss them as scary nonsense. But it turns out that some of those stories are definitely real.

15

15 Weird Cases That Walked Into Doctors' Operating Rooms - A colorado man went to the doctor complaining of tooth pain and blurred vision. Turns out h — Source: NY Times

14

15 Weird Cases That Walked Into Doctors' Operating Rooms - John Manley had no idea how the plastic spoon fragment got in his lung and gave him two yea — Source: CNN

Continue Reading Below

13

15 Weird Cases That Walked Into Doctors' Operating Rooms - Colleen Burns opened her eyes to find herself on the operating table, doctors about to remo — Source: ABC News

12

15 Weird Cases That Walked Into Doctors' Operating Rooms - Cancer patient Gloria Ramirez went to the hospital. Nurses smelled something strange when t — Source: LA Times

11

15 Weird Cases That Walked Into Doctors' Operating Rooms - A pencil went into Margaret Wener’s cheek and into her brain when she was four. Doctors cou — Source: CBS News

10

15 Weird Cases That Walked Into Doctors' Operating Rooms - An eight-year-old swallowed 30 magnets and metal balls, thinking they “looked like candy.” — Source: CBS News

9

15 Weird Cases That Walked Into Doctors' Operating Rooms - When a man in Ireland lost his thumb, doctors transplanted one of his big toes in its place — Source: BBC

8

15 Weird Cases That Walked Into Doctors' Operating Rooms - A woman coughed for six months before doctors stuck a camera down her throat and found a ta — Source: Washington Post

7

15 Weird Cases That Walked Into Doctors' Operating Rooms - A 20-year-old man went to the ER with intestinal pain. Turned out his boyfriend had filled — Source: merican Journal of Forensic Medicine and Pathology

6

15 Weird Cases That Walked Into Doctors' Operating Rooms - An Indian farmer carried his unborn twin for 36 years. Doctors finally cut into him, expect — Source: ABC

5

15 Weird Cases That Walked Into Doctors' Operating Rooms - A 12-pound mass in a French man turned out to be 350 coins he’d eaten over the course of 10

4

15 Weird Cases That Walked Into Doctors' Operating Rooms - A man came in with chest pains and a boil that leaked air. After four years of wrongly trea — Source: Times of India

3

15 Weird Cases That Walked Into Doctors' Operating Rooms - Rosemary Alvarez was experiencing headaches and blurred vision. Doctors suspected a brain t — Source: ABC News

2

15 Weird Cases That Walked Into Doctors' Operating Rooms - A 77-year old woman lost consciousness, and when doctors checked her out, they saw she’d ha — Source: Reuters

1

15 Weird Cases That Walked Into Doctors' Operating Rooms - Tyson Smith had complications that made a convention heart transplant risky. So doctors add — Source: ABC News

Tags

Dr Strange

Recommended For Your Pleasure

Cracked's History Of 'Goosebumps': 8 Moments That Left Readers Totally Confused

Goosebumps routinely overshot horror and landed in weird.

Authors: By Chris Corlew
Published: September 29, 2022
Comments: 1

The Tylenol Murders: Why We Have Annoying Pill Bottles

The whole reason it’s a thing is because some madperson killed seven people in 1982 by poisoning random bottles of Tylenol, apparently for madperson reasons.

Authors: By Amanda Mannen
Published: September 29, 2022
Comments: 2

20 Facts About Some of the Worst Sequels Ever

Yes, we're talking 'Son of the Mask'-tier.

Authors: By Talbert Gregson, Andres Diplotti
Published: September 29, 2022
Comments: 13

Sony's New PlayStation Stars Program Betrays Most Users

Rich people getting preferential treatment when it comes to essential stuff? Where have we seen this before?

Authors: By Tiago Svn
Published: September 29, 2022
Comments: 0

Heavy Meta: Sitcoms to Watch Before Reboot

Let's crack open the comedy inside a comedy.

Authors: By Matt Solomon
Published: September 29, 2022
Comments: 2

'This Movie Was Hell': 4 Times The 'Mighty Ducks' Series Was On Thin Ice

It wasn’t all Flying Vs behind-the-scenes.

Authors: By JM McNab
Published: September 29, 2022
Comments: 2