It's the holidays and everyone is trying to take that cash you worked hard doing unsavory back-alley antics to get. Fortunately, we here at Cracked love you and are happy to help you keep that dirty money.

We asked our readers for some tips and tricks to getting the most bang for your buck this holiday season. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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