Now, you might say that it’s wrong to make fun of what people used to believe before Steve Jobs invented science in his garage. And we agree! Yes, it is wrong -- but it’s also outrageously funny. C'mon, have you seen all the crap your ancestors came up with? They were pretty much asking us to laugh at them!

And hey, it’s not like your great-great-grandchildren won’t have a chuckle at your stupid ideas one day, right?

A Roman naturalist wrote that ELEPHANTS HAD A RELIGION. Pliny the Elder wrote, among many other things, that elephants were the smartest land animals.
Source: Natural History, by Pliny the Elder

An Austrian engineer decided one day that THE UNIVERSE WAS MADE OF ICE. Hanns Horbiger was looking at the Moon in 1894, when it suddenly occurred to h
Source: Big Think

A theologian thought that SATURN'S RINGS WERE JESUS' FORESKIN Leo Allatius, keeper of the Vatican library, proposed in the 17th century
Source: Futurism

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