Disney likes to pretend it's all cute rodents, happy cartoons, and puke-stained amusements parks. But underneath that veneer of fun and joy exists something darker.

With the help of the Minnie to our Mickey, AuntieMeme, we present to you some disturbing facts about the happiest place on earth.

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