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November 15, 2014

Whether we read it in a history book, saw it on the news, or listen to our dumb friends, we all like to regurgitate smart-sounding facts. Well, it's time for some real talk, bitches.

With the help of master plastician AuntieMeme, we'd like to clear the air on some "well-known facts" you may have learned throughout life.

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Think men think about SEX every 7 seconds? Yeah, that's crap. In fact, experts estimate that 30% of men don't cre: think about sex during Getty the da

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If someone really wants to commit suicide, there's no stopping them, right? Actually, of the 515 people prevented from committing suicide by jumping o

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Think suicide rates skyrocket at Christmastime? CDC's National Center for Health Statistics reports that the suicide rate is, in fact, the lowest in D

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If you get bitten by a venomous shake in the desert, prepare to meet your maker. Out of the 7,000 to NAH, you'LL 000 people who BE FINE. are bitten by

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Think rats are just a minor, gross annoyance? OR THEY DESTROY UP TO CONTAMINATE 40% OF OUR FOOD. In poor and rural areas, rats eat 20 percent of the c

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Hitler rose to power by brainwashing an entire population. Or not... When Hitler ran for office, he only managed to get 30% of the vote. In the runoff

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If you think of Muslims as living in the Midale Fast, youre mistaken. 61.9 percent don't And not all Arabs are Muslim. As much as 10 percent of the wo

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It seems like one of the basic rules for success is don't be a jackass. Turns out jerks make Creative more money, Getty and are more Photo: likely to

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France takes a lot of crap for surrendering. And eating cheese. The thing is, since 387 BC, France has fought 168 major wars. They've won 109, lost 49

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