The Most Unforgivable Moments on ‘South Park’
Even for ‘South Park,’ these moments were morally unthinkable
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- By Keegan Kelly
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6 24 Hilarious Burns from the Week of September 18, 2023
They’re making a fair request
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- By Ian Garner
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32 Minor Flaws That Drive You Completely Crazy
Bet we can give you a facial tic
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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32 Terrifying Animals That Could Star in Their Own Horror Movies
Just an incredible amount of nope
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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12 Madness-Inducing Bits of Trivia Too Awesome and Terrible to Be Processed by the Human Brain, Don’t Say We Didn’t Warn You
You’re gonna wanna avert your eyes
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- By Jesse
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Someone stole your boots? Curse tablet. Mad at your neighbor? Curse tablet! A little horny? You know that's a curse tablet!
They were generally scrawled on a sheet of soft metal, but we wanted to give them the carved-in-stone treatment, as befits such timeless rage. Here are real quotes from the most brutal curse tablets ever chiseled:
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Pitching Taylor Swift on ‘Three Sad Virgins’ Was Like a Dream for ‘SNL’s Please Don’t Destroy
The worst part about working with Taylor Swift: Random strangers yelling, ‘Sad virgin!’
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- By Matt Solomon
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‘Still Up’ Demonstrates Why Most Romcoms Should Be Movies, Not TV Shows
We all know where these stories are going, which is why 90 minutes is plenty of time to get us there
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- By Tara Ariano
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Leslie Jones Says ‘SNL’ Turned Her Into a Caricature of Herself
It was either ‘trying to love on the white boys or beat up on the white boys, or I’m doing something loud’
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- By Matt Solomon
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32 Facts About Art More Interesting Than a Bowl of Fruit
Nothing against bowls of fruit
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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The Most Expendable Movie from Every Star of ‘Expend4bles’
We dare to question the oeuvre of Dolph Lundgren
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- By JM McNab
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28 Blood-Spattered Facts About Quentin Tarantino Movies
Because everyone already knows the French names for fast-food staples
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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24 Hilarious Burns from the Week of September 18, 2023
They’re making a fair request
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- By Ian Garner
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32 Terrifying Animals That Could Star in Their Own Horror Movies
Just an incredible amount of nope
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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12 Madness-Inducing Bits of Trivia Too Awesome and Terrible to Be Processed by the Human Brain, Don’t Say We Didn’t Warn You
You’re gonna wanna avert your eyes
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