Our favorite fictional universes are packed with numbers -- especially the scifi ones, to make them sound more science-y and less fictional. The thing is, where there are numbers, you can do math. So we did.

And the results were fairly startling.

John Rambo's Body CountH Rambo (2008) 247 Rambo lll (1988) 127 First Blood Part IL (1985) 67 First Blood (1982) 1 (accidental)

Stay- -Puft Splatter: PUFT STAY Dimensions: 112.5 X 37.5 ft. Marshmallow Density: 3.3 Ibs/gal Marshmallow Volume: 925,000 gal Total Weight: 1,543 tons

Number of Jobs held by Homer Simpson: 188 in the first 400 episodes

Estimated value of Scrooge McDucK's Money Pit: SS DEPTH GAUGE 90ft Depending on your starting point: $52 billion (based on depth), $239 billion (based

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Han solo is probably full of crap. He says the Falcon can make point five beyond the speed of light and that he's flown from one side of galaxy to

Red Shirt, Short Life Number of crew deaths in Star Trek: The Original Series: 59 Number of Red Shirt Deaths: 43 79% of dead crew-members wore red shi

The Dwarfs are filthy rich. Height of Grumpy: 2-foot-six Diamond size (est.): 7 inches Largest gem-quality diamond ever found, measuring 4 inches: $2

Jack Bauer has shot 309 people over 9 days, 2 hrs. That's one person 40 every minutes.

The Star Wars galaxy isn't that far, far away. E.T.'s species: Asogian Appeared in The Phantom Menace 3 million light-years away (E.T. tagline) Distan

That magic carpet was wildly fast. Giza to Athens on a flying carpet: 697 miles in 10 seconds Magic Carpet Speed: 250,920 miles per hour CRACKED COM

Frodo's journey was insanely long. Hobbiton to Mt. Doom: 1,779 miles Los Angeles to Chicago: 1,745 miles

Amount of time it would take for Wall-E build one trash tower: 95 LURLLE years

Phil Connors was trapped for half a lifetime. Learning all the skills he picked up along the way (master pianist, ice sculptor, etc.) would take 12,40

Raising 101 Dalmatians would cost a fortune. Cost of owning a single dog: $153 per month. X 12 months = $1836 X 101 = $185, 436 per year

Powering your Iron Man Suit ESTIMATED ENERGY FOR 90-SECOND FLIGHT: 2 Gigawatts POWER GENERATED BY THE LARGEST U.S. NUCLEAR POWER PLANT: 3.3 Gigawatts

Number of people who know Batman's secret identity: 31 with an additional 9 who might know.
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