Please Stop Saying These Things
Stick a pin in these expressions. They're done.
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Everyone gather in the conference room; we're throwing a retirement party for these overused words and expressions. They've served their purpose, but it's time to replace them with younger, fresher, more useful words.
So we're going to need you to go ahead and stop saying things like ...
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![SAVAGE SAVAGE Did the song Savages from Disney's Pocahontas teach you nothing?! Say wild or cruel, instead of a word that was used against I](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/0/6/728006.jpg?v=2)
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![JUST SAYING Instead of saying this, say what you actually mean: I'm not going to hold myself accountable for whatever rude thing I just said. CR](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/0/4/728004.jpg?v=2)
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![LAY ME DOWN This is a PSA to all songwriters. No one uses this phrase to mean to have sex. It's not poetic, it's just a weirdly-specific cliche.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/9/9/727999.jpg?v=2)
![EVERYTHING HAPPENSIFOR AVREASON! The five little words no one wants to hear while they are suffering.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/0/0/2/728002.jpg?v=2)
![WIFE BEATER You sicko, just call it a tank top.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/9/9/7/727997.jpg?v=2)
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