Everyone wants to be a Jedi Master or Sith Lord or, if you're a Trekkie, an alien space magician or whatever. Well, we're here to help with that.

We reached out to one of our esteemed image manipulators, and asked her to help our audience channel their Darth. (When you're ruling the planet, don't forget about us!)

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If You Want to Be Trusted, Wear Blue. Jumped? Wear Red. Blue makes you seem trustworthy, conservative, secure, and clean. Red, on the other hand, give

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Tilt Your Head Back to Take Charge. Studies show that the more you bow your head, the more SUillive you seem And the tilt more you yoUr head back, the

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If you want somebody to trust you, let them speak first. you can do this By asking a question. yhelding the floor makes the other person feel warmth t

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Want Somebody to Say Yes? Nod Your Head. C Nods Re contagious, and spread good feelings. I you nod yoUr head aS you ask your 'yes uestions (isten or a

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If You Want to Look Sexually Experienced, Get a Tattoo. A study in the Journal of Individual Differences found that people with tattoos are viewed as

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HOW Look for a contradiction in the body. Beyond the eyes and face, look for the torso CAN to be turned away or twisted oddly. If a person's face calm

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Finger length is linked to hormone levels. If a man's ring finger and index finger are the same length, he might be gay. If a woman's ring finger is n

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24 Scientific Ways to Influence People Without Saying a Word

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