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It's got to be weird being related to a celebrity. That was our theory, anyway. So we asked our readers to find us first-person accounts from the relatives of famous folks describing the really bizarre things that happen to them specifically because of that relationship.

We looked them all over, picked our favorites, and paid cash to the winners. Then we begged our relatives to steer clear of the spotlight.

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