Why Won't Americans Drink Tea?

Americans love waking up to gulp down as much jitter juice as they can get their hands on. But why is the only cold brew we like from a bean and not a leaf?

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Movie and TV characters are 99 percent quirks. The thing is, sometimes a set of traits is actually (and sometimes inadvertently) symptomatic of a medical condition. Dr_Girlfriend, who is definitely a real doctor, suggested we ask our readers to sit in their armchairs and wildly speculate about the mental or physical medical disorders well-known movie and TV characters are suffering from.

Disclaimer: Only a doctor can accurately diagnose a medical condition. We're just random internet dudes who like to make memes. Stop taking Cracked and consult a doctor if you're experiencing any of these symptoms.

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