25 Famous Characters Who Probably Have Medical Conditions

Put on your lab coat. It's time for differential diagnoses.
25 Famous Characters Who Probably Have Medical Conditions

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Movie and TV characters are 99 percent quirks. The thing is, sometimes a set of traits is actually (and sometimes inadvertently) symptomatic of a medical condition. Dr_Girlfriend, who is definitely a real doctor, suggested we ask our readers to sit in their armchairs and wildly speculate about the mental or physical medical disorders well-known movie and TV characters are suffering from.

Disclaimer: Only a doctor can accurately diagnose a medical condition. We're just random internet dudes who like to make memes. Stop taking Cracked and consult a doctor if you're experiencing any of these symptoms.

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25 Famous Characters Who Probably Have Medical Conditions
Large, red, bulbous nose -ReD cheeks Santa Claus has rosacea. (RosaceA is a chronic, incurable inflammatory skin disease.)
CRACKEDC COM Swollen nose. Hyperactivity. Euphoria. MARIO IS SUFFERING FROM COCAINE ADDICTION.

Orthorexia

Chris Traeger from Parks and Recreation has orthorexia, an eating disorder that makes a person overly concerned about the health benefits of the food
Tony Stark is on the psychopathy spectrum. He gets bored easily, takes risks often, is pretty impulsive, shows an inflated sense of self-worth, remors
Bugs Bunny appears unable to control his romantic urges even if it causes other people discomfort and distracts him from other aspects of his life (li
CRACKEDo COM Irritability. Excessive hunger. Decreased sex drive. GOKU SUFFERS FROM DIABETES.
L DE<E TH NOEE Has tall, slender body and spidery fingers Curved back Diagnosis: Marfan Syndrome CRACKED CON
BABY DRIVER Asperger Syndrome Baby has above average motor skills in one thing, driving... ...has near superhuman memory in his subject of interest, m
Ratatouille's Anton Ego has symptoms of iron deficiency anemia. He's very pale, and has huge dark circles around his eyes. Also, he says he doesn't sw
CRACKEDOON POPYE Suffers from edema, a swelling caused by excess fluid trapped in THE the body's tissues SAELOR MAN Nutrition Amount Per Serving Facts
CRACKEDCON So Mr. Bennell, which do you think is more likely: that everyone you know has been taken away and replaced with an identical body snatcher
The Cookie Monster on Sesame Street frequently eats large amounts of food rapidly and often while isolated from others. All signs of Binge-eating diso
CRACKED COM Collecting useless items until there's no space for them. Her stuff literally reaches the roof of her cave. Feeling the need to save disca
CRACKEDOON SHOBT STATUBE BOWED LEaS ODDLY-SHAPED SKULL PBOTBUDIIVG CHEST Yosemite Sam has Rickets.
C-3PO might have narcissistic personality disorder. Excessively focused on what makes him special (he always brings up his capabilities, like how many
Despite constant mistreatment, Smithers, on The Simpsons, is utterly devoted to Mr. Burns and can't cope without him. Smithers could well have Stockho
RADAGAST THE BROWN Excessive mushroom intake Flashbacks Visual distortions Keeps animals CONDITION Hallucinogen Persisting Perception Disorder with an
CRACKED cO COM the office Middle Age Low fiber diet Little to no exercise Anal fissures Kevin Malone is constipated.
SpongeBob actually has signs of Williams syndrome, which include: Outgoing personality and excessive interest in other people. Intellectual disabiliti
Cinderella suffers from dependent personality disorder, where she constantly needs to be taken care of. Symptoms include fear of abandonment, relying
MUST BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION EMBARASSES THOSE AROUND HIM BY BEING OVER EMOTIONAL EASILY INFLUENCED BY OTHERS BELIEVES RELATIONSHIPS ARE MORE INTIMA

OCPD

Hermione Granger probably has obsessive-compulsive personality disorder. She's obsessed with rules, details, and order; an extreme perfectionist; blow
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