39 Surprisingly Profound Quotes from Unexpected Sources

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Buddha, Lincoln, Homer Simpson -- these are men we often look to when we need words of wisdom to push us through life. Often times, though, those words come from completely ridiculous sources.

We asked our readers to show us some of those wise words from not-so-wise men, and gave $200 to the winner ...

Entry by hotrod2001

EVERY MAN'S HEART ONE DAY BEATS ITS FINAL BEAT, HIS LUNGS BREATHE THEIR FINAL BREATH AND IF WHAT THAT MAN DID IN HIS LIFE MAKES THE BLOOD PULSE THROU

Entry by Edvamp

CRACKEDC CON BAM6 BxM7 Everybody has asecre: world inside of them. I mean everybody. All of the people in the whole world no matter: how dull and bori

Entry by beribimba

HUMAN BEINGS LIKE SUCCESS BUT THEY HATE SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE. ...SO SAYETH CARROT TOP

Entry by John E.

CRACKEDG COM Year in and year out, you bring grief on yourselves! All for the sake of getting rich, staying rich, or getting richer still. You'll nev

Entry by CZM

Q: If you were to talk directly to the kids at Columbine ... what would you say to them? A: L wouldn't say a u single word to th

Entry by F-O

You see, when you take life, you live in fear because deep down you know that some day your life will be taken as well. We all have to reap what we so

Entry by akikalo

CRACKED.COM uTHE ABILITY TO SPEAK DOES NOT MAKE YOU INTELLIGENT. -STAR WARS EPISODE I

There are FOUR chances for you to win some cold, hard cash. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread .. or submit to all four and quadruple your chances of becoming rich and famous. (Photoplasty winners get 10,000 pennies; macro winners get 20,000!)

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