39 Surprisingly Profound Quotes from Unexpected Sources
Buddha, Lincoln, Homer Simpson -- these are men we often look to when we need words of wisdom to push us through life. Often times, though, those words come from completely ridiculous sources.
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Buddha, Lincoln, Homer Simpson -- these are men we often look to when we need words of wisdom to push us through life. Often times, though, those words come from completely ridiculous sources.
We asked our readers to show us some of those wise words from not-so-wise men, and gave $200 to the winner ...
![Some people have different ways than yours of having fun. You can't judge 'em, you can't dismiss' 'em, and you can't say; 'What an idiot, what a fool](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/7/5/274475.jpg?v=1)
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![Nature can be lethal. But it doesn't hold a candle to man. - Samuel L. Jackson, Deep Blue Sea](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/3/1/274531.jpg?v=1)
![If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs. TEVEN NERSE CRACKED COM CN](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/3/7/274537.jpg?v=1)
![If we are all gonna die anyway, shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like TO quit thinking of the present ... as some minor insignif](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/3/3/274533.jpg?v=1)
![This is life, Hank. You know? Shit comes flying at you, and you gotta deal with it. That's what defines you. How you deal with it. You don't get poin](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/2/5/274525.jpg?v=1)
![EVERY MAN'S HEART ONE DAY BEATS ITS FINAL BEAT, HIS LUNGS BREATHE THEIR FINAL BREATH AND IF WHAT THAT MAN DID IN HIS LIFE MAKES THE BLOOD PULSE THROU](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/2/7/274527.jpg?v=1)
![You choose CRACKED COM can your family sometimes. You can choose people, it coul'd be a teacher, it could be a professor, it could be someone you work](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/3/5/274535.jpg?v=1)
![Once have identified we and embraced sickness, our we'll have strength! And that's when we get dangerous. John Waters, The Pope of Trash CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/2/1/274521.jpg?v=1)
![Justice must be otherui'se 's nothing tempered with mercy morc Than revenge. -Ahrah (Dust: An Elysian Tail) CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/0/7/274507.jpg?v=1)
![E never look back darling, it distracts from the now. Edna Mode, The Incredibles](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/1/7/274517.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKEDCO COM Maybe the best thing to do is just stop trying to figure out where you're going, and just enjoy where you're at Scrubs episode 208 My F](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/1/3/274513.jpg?v=1)
![I love you as one loves another person whom one simply cannot do without. You give my life purpose, and maybe that's enough. Because that's just about](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/9/7/274497.jpg?v=1)
![Nobody likes to change. ORACKEDo CONT And there's only one thing consistently true. There will be change, and that's just the dilemma of it. There wi](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/0/1/274501.jpg?v=1)
![The hardest thing in this norld is to live in it. - BUFFY. 'THE GIFT WRITTEN BY JOSS WHEDON CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/9/9/274499.jpg?v=1)
![The sexiest thing. iin (he entire world is being REALLY SMART. And being thougfule And being generrouse EVERYTHING ELSE IS CRAP. D promise yOUe 's jus](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/9/3/274493.jpg?v=1)
![IF YOU PEOPLE ADMIRE NEVER SOMEBODY GET THE YOU FLOWERS SHOULD WHILE GO AHEAD THEY AND COULD TELL THEM SMELL THEM - KANYE WEST CRACKEDCON](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/0/3/274503.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKEDC COM I hate pride, but if I were going to be proud of anything it would have to be something I'd done myself. And race pride is kind of stu](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/8/9/274489.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKEDC CON BAM6 BxM7 Everybody has asecre: world inside of them. I mean everybody. All of the people in the whole world no matter: how dull and bori](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/7/9/274479.jpg?v=1)
![Whenever there is a meeting, a parting is sure to follow. However, that parting need not last forever. Whether a parting be forever or merely for a s](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/8/7/274487.jpg?v=1)
![What the news is feeding us is SO different from what is happening. JennaJameson CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/7/3/274473.jpg?v=1)
![Whoever loves, let him flourish. Lethim perish who knows not love. Let him perish twice whoever forbids love. CELLSLID CLOLIVRIEV CVM AVOOMSTATAC -A](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/7/1/274471.jpg?v=1)
![more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be a](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/4/9/274449.jpg?v=1)
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![HUMAN BEINGS LIKE SUCCESS BUT THEY HATE SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE. ...SO SAYETH CARROT TOP](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/3/7/274437.jpg?v=1)
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![People always CRACKEDOON say that you can't please everybody. 6F think thats a copout. Why not attempt it? 'Cause think of all the people will you ple](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/2/9/274429.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKEDG COM Year in and year out, you bring grief on yourselves! All for the sake of getting rich, staying rich, or getting richer still. You'll nev](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/2/3/274423.jpg?v=1)
![Q: If you were to talk directly to the kids at Columbine ... what would you say to them? A: L wouldn't say a u single word to th](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/2/1/274421.jpg?v=1)
![We all want to believe in something bigger than just us... ...We all want to be a part of the greater picture. CRACKED COM ...Hannah Montana](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/1/5/274415.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKEDC COM I don't want to survive..... want to live Captain -V wall-f](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/1/1/274411.jpg?v=1)
![00 myself happy, that I ever advice to make Best it takes happy is to do whatever others got able make happyo be to other people that 19 make SO Ican'](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/0/9/274409.jpg?v=1)
![RODEO HULK DOES NOT WANT TO FIGHT WITH PUNY HUMANS ALL THE TIME. HULK ONLY WANTS A FRIEND. BUT WHEREVER HULK T GOES, HULK FINDS NO FRIENDS. NO ONE EVE](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/0/7/274407.jpg?v=1)
![You see, when you take life, you live in fear because deep down you know that some day your life will be taken as well. We all have to reap what we so](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/0/5/274405.jpg?v=1)
![GRACKED.OON yOU are braver than yOU believe, stronger than yOU seem, and smanter than yoU think. Chpistophep PObin](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/1/9/274419.jpg?v=1)
![You have just be at peace with what you are and what you really want to be. Like a lot of people will say, like 'I'm an aspiring artist' or r'I'm an](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/0/1/274401.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKED.COM uTHE ABILITY TO SPEAK DOES NOT MAKE YOU INTELLIGENT. -STAR WARS EPISODE I](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/0/3/274403.jpg?v=1)
![When you do things right.,: ...people won't be sure you've done anything at all -God Entity. Futurama.. Godfellows](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/1/3/274413.jpg?v=1)
![NOTHING IS MORE PRECIOUS FOR OUR PEOPLE THAN PEACE BUT IT NOT SONETRING THAT CAN BE ACHIEVED If WE SINPLY CRAVE BEG FOR IT AND Dear Leader Kim Jong-Un](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/4/9/5/274495.jpg?v=1)