Buddha, Lincoln, Homer Simpson -- these are men we often look to when we need words of wisdom to push us through life. Often times, though, those words come from completely ridiculous sources.

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Entry by CZM

Q: If you were to talk directly to the kids at Columbine ... what would you say to them? A: L wouldn't say a u single word to th

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