Buddha, Lincoln, Homer Simpson -- these are men we often look to when we need words of wisdom to push us through life. Often times, though, those words come from completely ridiculous sources.

We asked our readers to show us some of those wise words from not-so-wise men, and gave $200 to the winner ...

Entry by anakedjew

This is life, Hank. You know? Shit comes flying at you, and you gotta deal with it. That's what defines you. How you deal with it. You don't get poin

Entry by CaroSombrero

Once have identified we and embraced sickness, our we'll have strength! And that's when we get dangerous. John Waters, The Pope of Trash CRACKED.COM

Entry by Majextic

CRACKEDCO COM Maybe the best thing to do is just stop trying to figure out where you're going, and just enjoy where you're at Scrubs episode 208 My F

Entry by MinorShan

The hardest thing in this norld is to live in it. - BUFFY. 'THE GIFT WRITTEN BY JOSS WHEDON CRACKED.COM

Entry by Scott Laffey

CRACKEDC COM I hate pride, but if I were going to be proud of anything it would have to be something I'd done myself. And race pride is kind of stu

Entry by CaroSombrero

What the news is feeding us is SO different from what is happening. JennaJameson CRACKED

Entry by CZM

Q: If you were to talk directly to the kids at Columbine ... what would you say to them? A: L wouldn't say a u single word to th

Entry by Capahar

We all want to believe in something bigger than just us... ...We all want to be a part of the greater picture. CRACKED COM ...Hannah Montana

Entry by F-O

You see, when you take life, you live in fear because deep down you know that some day your life will be taken as well. We all have to reap what we so

Entry by CharginChuck

You have just be at peace with what you are and what you really want to be. Like a lot of people will say, like 'I'm an aspiring artist' or r'I'm an

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