18 Mutant Superpowers Real Humans Have

By:: Cracked Plasticians

May 05, 2014

It turns out that the X-Men exist ... kind of. But in place of optic blasts and telekinesis, there's bulging eyeballs and strong genitals.

Our readers have compiled a list of people who should be wearing yellow spandex every day, and we gave $200 for the best find ...

18 Entry by Monstroso Yojimbo

Rusty Haight is a daredevil whose sole purpose in life (as it seems) is to make driving a much safer experience for all of us. He is a human crash tes

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CRACKEDCON Claudio Pinot has the power of globe luxation, a fancy way of saying he can Voluntarily make his eyes POP OUT OF HIS HEAD.

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Absolute pitch I Perfect pitch : The ability of about 1 in humans identify 10,000 to and reproduce musical notes keys without or a reference point. Mo

15 Entry by Monstroso Yojimbo

This is close phonograph record a up of a Philadelphia physician Arthur Lintgen can recognize elassieal music compositions within seconds just by exam

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SUPER CRACKEDcO HEARING The human ear has such a high degree of sensitivity it can detect sounds that exert a force upon it of only 0.0002 dynes, whic

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CRACKED C COM Louis Cyr: Quite possibly the strongest man in the history ofthe world. Among his feats: LPsfR Lifting a 15-pound bell with one handa Ca

12 Entry by VioletMarcell

Human Computera Shakuntala Devi /08 088 Born in India, Shakuntala Devi can solve any complex mathematical calculations within sec- onds. She immortali

11 Entry by Shearer_Carnage

Bajau fisherman, Sulbin, is CRACKEDC a COM reallife Aquaman. Sulbin can hunt on the ocean floor at depths of 20 meters for over five minutes.

10 Entry by Karl Smallwood

A group of Native Americans known as the Tarahumara people are capable of running 200 miles per day, barefoot, across rocky terrain and canyons with l

9 Entry by AEnimaVII

Daniel Browning Smith is the most flexible person on the planet. Known as Rubberboy, he currently holds five Guiness World Records. From turning hi

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18 Mutant Superpowers Real Humans Have

7 Entry by Monstroso Yojimbo

CRACKEDGOM Veronica Seider was a dentist In Stuttgart Germany with an eye sight 20x better then average. She could identify people more than a mile aw

6 Entry by Gisele

The Sherpa people of Nepal have evolved a unique genetic mutation allowing them to thrive at altitudes of over 13,000 feet, with 40%0 less oxygen than

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Ha me circus performer 19-century and artist KITTIE SMITH lost both her arms when she was 9. By the age of 21, she was able to write, draw, and paint;

4 Entry by Shearer_Carnage

CRACKEDCON Martin Laurello, AKA The Man with the Revolving Head, was capable of turning his head a full 180% Fortunately, Laurello didn't require an

3 Entry by Monstroso Yojimbo

John Ferraro aka Gino Martino aka the human anvil aka Hammer head, is a retired professional wrestler and a legitimate strong man from Boston USA. He

2 Entry by Scott Laffey

GARRY STRETCH TURNER WAS BESTOWED WITH HYPERELASTIC SKIN! GENTLEMEN SIC AZED! EVA THE ATTT AN ABILITY GRANTED BY EHLERS DANLOS SYNDROME CRACKED CONT

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Wondering where the weight's attached? His penis, that's where Tie Dang Gong, or Iron Crotch Qigong, is the Daoist practise of tying weights of up to

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