We've all been in that situation where someone issued us a burn and we just couldn't think up a comeback. These people didn't need to wait until they were on the crapper hours later to think of a witty retort.

Our readers dove head first into Google and came out with some of the most awesome comebacks from all of history. Winner got $200 ...

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