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Scientific curiosity is pretty much a requirement for anyone in math-related fields, and it's definitely responsible for a ton of technological advancements. But it's also responsible for a bunch of goofy data.

So here are some examples of weird things that scientists actually studied, and more important, what they found out.

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Researchers CRACKED OON at the Georgia Institute of Technology have determined that the average pooping time for mammals is twelve seconds.

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Scientists have discovered that bananas are slightly radioactive. They determined that, to prevent a harmful radiation dose, should CRac you never eat

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Scientists at the University of Quilmes in Buenos Aires have discovered that if you give a hamster Viagra before a long flight he will recover from je

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RESEARCHERS CALCULATED THE AMOUNT OF PRESSURE NEEDED FOR PENGUINS TO SPRAY THEIR POOP AWAY FROM THEIR NESTS. diameter 8mm 60cm 40cm 20cm 5cm nest SOUR

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Physicists have bizarre theories on how Legolas's elf eyes could see so far: Using distance data from The Lord of the Rings books, one concluded he co

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A group of scientists at NYU have calculated that it takes nearly 2, 500 licks to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop. CRACKED COM

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