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We’re About To Get Sith Load Of Terrible Star Wars Games

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16 Examples Of Facepalm Bureaucratic Nonsense

By:: Cracked Plasticians

February 03, 2014

Every time we hear someone complaining about wasted tax dollars, we usually just roll our eyes and get back to whatever pantsless activity we were attempting to engage in. But, you know, it turns out those people kind of have a point. We asked our readers to find us the biggest waste of time, money, and resources and gave $200 to the most appalling ...

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The ARMY insists that it neither needs nor wants more Abrams tanks. But Congress is ignoring the experts. Why? Because keeping production going is goo

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Despite being thoroughly vetted before being allowed to help our military, only .500 of the more than 100,000 Iragi workers hired by the US Military a

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