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Most movies and TV shows wrap things up in a nice, happy little package so we'll walk away feeling warm and fuzzy. The thing is, sometimes those endings aren't actually happy, when you think about them even for a second.

We asked you to splash some well-known happy endings with the cold shower of reason. Here's what you came up with:

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The Goonies can't save their homes because One-Eyed Willy's treasure will likely be confiscated by the government. Once the federal government finds

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CRACKEDcO At the end of The Little Mermaid, Ariel marries the man of her dreams. ...but, she's known him for less than a week. She entered into this
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