26 ‘Happy’ Hollywood Endings That Weren’t So Happy

Turns out there’s more going on than bonus scenes, after the credits roll.
26 ‘Happy’ Hollywood Endings That Weren’t So Happy

Endings are a difficult thing to get right. Many individuals enjoy stories with happy endings. It brings the narratives to a satisfactory conclusion while confirming humanity's innate goodness. Like any good art, they can leave spectators feeling warm and comfortable. Some prefer a darker, more disturbing conclusion since it defies Hollywood tradition while also portraying a more realistic outcome. Some moviegoers want to be soothed by their entertainment: others like to be pushed.

Hollywood has a huge pile of films that have happy stories but aren't considered happy endings!

The majority of films and television shows tie things up in a lovely, happy little package, leaving us feeling warm and fuzzy. The trouble is, when you think about it for a second, those happy endings aren't always true.

We challenged you to apply the cold shower of reason to some well-known joyful endings. Scroll down for some examples of what your twisted minds came up with...

The Last Crusade

CRACKED CO COM At the end of THE LAST CRUSADE, Indiana Jones and his friends ride away from the grail temple, leaving the cup unguarded on a ledge. Yo
In Frozen, sisterly love saves the day and Queen Elsa learns to control her ice powers. All is right in Arendelle! Except its citizens swiftly turned
Phil's perfect day breaks the spell, OROUNDHOR DAY but after the all that repetition, CHAOS will break him. Since he experienced years (maybe decades
THE PRINCESS FRG AND IFIE Ending on an upbeat note, Tiana and Naveen open their new restaurant to begin their life together. On a downbeat note, they'
STUART LITTLE The Happy Ending... Stuart is reunited with the Little family, and it's like the end of a fairy tale. But, remember those cats who t
IARZAN Tarzan got along with Jane and the few people in her party, but he's going to have no idea how to behave in a city as densely populated as Lond
LEre HE CRACKEDCOMT The Lego Movie ends, and EVERYTHING IS AWESOME ... Except for the fact that Emmet has to live with the crippling realization that
At the end of Hancock (2008), the immortals Hancock and Mary move on from each other. Except Mary has a husband and a son, both of whom she is going t
CRACKEDCOM. SEAN The ending might be CONNERY happy for Bond (even IS if Blofeld escapes): JAMES BOND As always, he gets the IAN FLEMINGIS girl, and we
At the end of Fight Club, Jack gets rid of his evil split personality Tyler Durden by shooting himself and watches buildings rigged by Durden explode.
THE DARK KNIGHT RISES A RADIOACTIVE weapon detonated a few miles off the coast of a major metropolitan area Infrastructure has been destroyed Thousand

101 Dalmatians

At the end of 101 Dalmatians, the Dearlys buy a huge mansion and yard for the puppies to live happily ever after in. Their owners on the other hand, w
At the end of Up, Carl finds something to care about again in young RuSSell, a scout in need of a father figure. But even if Carl faces no consequence
TURBO THE HAPPY ENDING TURBO'S CRACKED SHELL HEALS, RESTORING HIS NITROUS-FUELED SUPER SPEED! HOWEVER, SINCE HE WON THE INDY 500, HIS POWER HAS BEEN
26 ‘Happy’ Hollywood Endings That Weren’t So Happy
CRACKED THe NEVERENDING STORY Although it's great to see Bastian get revenge and chase his bullies down, he flew Falcor down a busy street, loaded wit
Now THAT BEAST IS A HUMAN, WHO'S GOING TO FEND OFF THE WOLVES IN THE FOREST? BEAUY Disney BEAST AND THE EVEN BEAST COULD BARELY OVERCOME THEM TO SAVE
GET OUT ENDS WITH CHRIS KILLING THE ARMITAGE FAMILY AND ESCAPING CRAO .FROM THEIR ESTATE. But Chris will end up in prison or even a mental institution
Sure, Willy is free. But also, the orca has no idea how to survive in the wild. CRACKED CON
AT THE DISTRICT 9. END OF CHRISTOPHER MANAGES TO BOARD THE MOTHERSHIP AND LEAVE EARTH. AWESOME! Well maybe not, cause humanity is most definitely funl

Archaeology

The Goonies can't save their homes because One-Eyed Willy's treasure will likely be confiscated by the government. Once the federal government finds

The Little Mermaid

CRACKEDcO At the end of The Little Mermaid, Ariel marries the man of her dreams. ...but, she's known him for less than a week. She entered into this
FoadHouse THE HAPPY ENDING... BRAD WESLEY IS DEAD! THE TOWN OF JASPER IS FREE FROM HIS CORRUPTION AND EXTORTION! HOWEVER... THESE GUYS CONSPIRED TO
Officespace Initech burns down, destroying the CRACKED.CON evidence that Peter and his friends injected a virus that deposited $305,326 of the company
BATMAN Batman swoops in with his Batwing, cuts the Joker's Smilex balloons loose and later defeats the clown. 200 Wait, aren't the balloons still goin
Nice penmanship, Dead Zone, But I asked for FIVE essays. See you next week, punks.
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