The CIA, by definition, pulls some pretty sneaky shit. For all the operations we're aware of, there's so many more that remain a mystery.

That's why we asked our readers to hypothesize just exactly what they're up to. And to the CIA: If any of these turn out to be correct, don't shoot the messenger -- send your operatives to the houses of our readers.

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