24 Things the CIA Is (Probably) Keeping From Us

Dear CIA, if any of these turn out to be correct, don't shoot the messenger. Send your operatives to the houses of our readers.
24 Things the CIA Is (Probably) Keeping From Us

The CIA, by definition, pulls some pretty sneaky shit. For all the operations we're aware of, there's so many more that remain a mystery.

That's why we asked our readers to hypothesize just exactly what they're up to. And to the CIA: If any of these turn out to be correct, don't shoot the messenger -- send your operatives to the houses of our readers.

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