The 19 Worst Craigslist Ads Possible

Craigslist is a pretty questionable hovel on the Internet, and for good reason.
The 19 Worst Craigslist Ads Possible

Craigslist is a pretty questionable hovel on the Internet, and for good reason. That's why we asked our readers to put together some ads that should immediately set of red flags upon reading them.

The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

CL yoopers all community activity partners go contact prohibited Posted: 2014-06-29 12:37pm Looking for Hunting Partner We're looking for a 5th to com
CRACKEDCON contact rrohibted Posted 5hours 300 free meat (east lake) stratchs got a lot of meat unexp ectedly and I need it gone asap. meat me at the
CL vancouver, BC vancouver all services small biz ads reply prohibited reply pephbited Posfed: 5 days ago Seeking Wrestling Partner- $2000/ hr (Hollywood) W
CRACKEDOON contact prohibited Posted: 17 days ago fun puzzle box for sale -$80 Selling an antique puzzle box I bought in Morocco. It has brilliantly p
CRACKEDO [?) contact prohibited Posted: 22 minutes ago used toilet paper - $40 Two-ply One side still usable do NOT contact me with unsolicited servic
AMERICA TRE Dw LOOKINC 188 Raer S00 CLAO prriny W'UR C Very Cheap VHS buy within 6 days plz (google map) cyeahoo map) Hi! need to sell this VHS fast.
CL southeast AK > all iobs> et cetera jobs reply prohibited [?1 Posted: 23 days ago Old Lumberjack Looking for a Young Workmate Job includes: Woodcu
general for sale owner L dealer L all search search price: min list thumb gallery map Previously loved hair $1 (Ajo) pic map general by dea Bagged toe
CL las vegas all for sale wanted free stuff GRACKEDOOM 121 contact prohibited Posted: 2 minutes ago Free Corvette NNE Las Vegas) So comfortable you'll
CL los angeles central LA services skilled trade services reply Posted: 24 days ago Badasses for Hire (Nice Try, Agent Lynch!) TR3 Falsely accused com
CL ohio belvedere all gigs domestic gigs Seamstress Needed OMG, I'm sew bad at sewing! LOL! Need help ASAP!!! Looking for a skilled seamstress to pa
CL syracuse all for sale / wanted baby & kid stuff by owner E acco [?) reply prohibited Posted: an hour ago FOR SALE: Baby shoes, never worn shoes hav
CL tampa bay pasco all community pets CRACKEDCON reply prohibited Posted: 10 days ago FREE DOG to good home Free 100% REAL DOG ready to go to good hom

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