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If TV Ads Were Forced to Be Honest

By:: Cracked Plasticians

June 15, 2014

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28 Entry by McBeefy

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18 Entry by LilySprite

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17 Entry by NickBoyer

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16 Entry by AAEngelman

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15 Entry by McBeefy

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14 Entry by ShadowSnacker

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11 Entry by Douglas A. McDonnell

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10 Entry by Jimmy Grimaldi

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7 Entry by McBeefy

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6 Entry by luvthecubs

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