If TV Ads Were Forced to Be Honest

If TV Ads Were Forced to Be Honest
Between catchy product names and awesome looking models, commercials do a great job of deceiving millions of people into buying their products. We asked our readers to show us what happens when corporations are forced to tell you the truth. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...
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If TV Ads Were Forced to Be Honest
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If TV Ads Were Forced to Be Honest
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If TV Ads Were Forced to Be Honest
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If TV Ads Were Forced to Be Honest
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If TV Ads Were Forced to Be Honest
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