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Super strength is great and all, but it'd be a lot cooler if we had the power to always be at work right on time. Well, maybe not cooler, but a hell of a lot more worthwhile.
We asked you to show us some more superpowers that would make our lives a lot easier and gave the winner $100 ...
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