20 Accidentally Disastrous Valentine's Day Messages

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Valentine's Day can be a make-it or break-it situation for a relationship. And a poorly-worded Valentine can doom a person back to the depressingly lonely life of sweatpants and half-melted M&M's. We asked you to create the cards that will cause your date to pour water in your lap, and gave $100 to the winner ...

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