19 of the Funniest Tweets from September 20, 2023
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0 30 Times Facts About Famous People from the Past Made Us Question Everything
Et tu, Brute?
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- By Eric B, Cracked Writers
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12 Unholy Bits of Trivia Wrought Upon the World by an Inquisitive God
Better trivia than locusts!
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- By Jesse
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29 Things You Hope Nobody Finds Out You Love
If you have a weird habit, don’t sweat it — we all do
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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30 Positive News Stories That Cheered Up Our Day
Not all news stories are full of doom and gloom
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- By Cracked Writers, Timon DJ Spajic
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Why I Was Late For Work Today: 22 (Photoshopped) Excuses
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We've all been there. You wake up from a hard night of drinking, your room is covered in confetti, your nether regions in clown makeup and your bleating alarm clock says you're three hours late for work. Your mind races for a plausible excuse, but the first thing that comes to mind is so retarded you want to punch yourself in the white-makeup-caked genitals for even thinking of it.
Well what if you had the Photoshop skills and the balls to walk into your boss's office and give him photographic evidence of that first retarded excuse. We asked you to make that "what if" a reality. The winner is below, but first the runners-up...
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31 Little-Known Facts About Food
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‘The Cranky Conservative Jackass Was Right!’: Bob Odenkirk Says He Ignored His Right-Wing Doctor’s Warnings Leading Up to His Heart Attack
Odenkirk refused to take his cardiologist seriously because his politics were too annoying
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5 Animals with Better Filmographies Than Rob Schneider
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New fear of grasshoppers unlocked
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- By Ian Garner
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23 Real-Life Workplace Stories That Sound Like Sitcom Plots
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- By Ian Garner
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29 Hilarious Behind-the-Scenes Facts About Beloved Comedy Movies and TV Shows
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- By Timon DJ Spajic, Cracked Writers
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19 of the Funniest Tweets from September 20, 2023
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- By Ian Garner
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12 Unholy Bits of Trivia Wrought Upon the World by an Inquisitive God
Better trivia than locusts!
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- By Jesse
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30 Positive News Stories That Cheered Up Our Day
Not all news stories are full of doom and gloom
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- By Cracked Writers, Timon DJ Spajic
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