10 Michelle Wolf Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘Brides will say things like, ‘It’s my special day.’ But how do you call it your day if your dad’s paying for it? I think it’s his day, and I think it’s a really weird day for him. He’s paying a ton of money to make sure a man has sex with you that night’

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23 Iconic Characters Who Would Make Horrible Neighbors

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Some of pop culture's most famous and beloved characters have kept us entertained for decades. But what would life be like if you had to interact with those characters every day? We asked you to show the terrible, terrible consequences of living next to your favorite characters. Winner got $100 ...

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