19 City Planning Ideas Too Awesome to Exist

19 City Planning Ideas Too Awesome to Exist

Look, we aren't saying that our current cities aren't awesome -- we're just saying they aren't awesome enough. We asked you to show us what life would be like if cities were thrown together by amusement park designers. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

19 City Planning Ideas Too Awesome to Exist
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