Celebrity endorsed products are a good idea in theory, but the lack of self-awareness among corporations and their human mascots tends to screw things up pretty spectacularly. We asked our readers to show us the ads that such partnerships should be giving us. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by ALosophy

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Entry by johnli27

18 Celebrity Endorsements That Would Actually Make Sense

Entry by Bolthorman

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Entry by HaywireLiar

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Entry by DixonUranus

I am going to make this simple for you. A certain corporation has hired me to endorse one of their products. You will find this product, and you will

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