Pubic service announcements are the substitute teachers of the advertising industry. They start with good intentions, but the impossibility of their job quickly robs them of their will to change minds, or really to make any goddamn sense at all. We asked our readers to try to come up with PSAs even worse than the real thing. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by Sharmay

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Entry by mightyzamfir

The 28 Least Effective Public Service Announcements Possible

Entry by krakenkraked

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Entry by jerryscurls

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Entry by abirduphigh

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Entry by GallopGhost

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Entry by HaywireLiar

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Entry by HaywireLiar

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Entry by GallopGhost

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