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James Corden Says His Late-Night Show Was ‘Safe’ By Design
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25 of the Funniest Tweets from September 21, 2023
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The 28 Least Effective Public Service Announcements Possible
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Pubic service announcements are the substitute teachers of the advertising industry. They start with good intentions, but the impossibility of their job quickly robs them of their will to change minds, or really to make any goddamn sense at all. We asked our readers to try to come up with PSAs even worse than the real thing. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...
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James Corden Says His Late-Night Show Was ‘Safe’ By Design
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