As we recently discussed, romantic movies are as bad for your brain as just about any type of movie you can watch as a stupid young person. We asked you to show us what they might look like if they actually told the truth. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by alex_haydn

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Entry by wendynerd

Hooker JULIA ROBERTS Scores Rich RICHARD GERE Because She's A PRETTY WOMAN CRACKEDCON (Who Does Anal)

Entry by luvthecubs

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Entry by scoobydeb

BEHIND EVERY GREAT LOVE IS A LIFE-ENDING MURDER-SUICIDE RYAN GOSLING JAMES GARNER SAM SHEPARD RACHEL McADAMS GENA ROwLanDs JOAN ALLEN FROM THE BEST-SE

Entry by GallopGhost

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Entry by ditmarscage

23 Romantic Movies Revised for Honesty

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