Valentine's Day cards you buy at the store are like fast food for the soul, boiling down one of the most nourishing, life-sustaining forces on earth into dismissible bullshit that's impossible to digest without twisting your face into an awkward grimace. We asked you to show us what they might look like if the were allowed to be creative, honest, awesome or all three at once. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by Perusse

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Entry by MorphShape

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Entry by Otto_Dudeman

IRST AD Roses Are #FF0000 11 Violet's Are #ODoFF All My Base Are Belong To You CRACKEDCON

Entry by GallopGhost

You OWJOB OWOB are more beautiful than now the day I met you. J0B Happy BLOWE Valentine's Day, BL JO OWJ LOW Darling. BL OB NJOB BLOW LOWJ BI BLOWJ WJ

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