20 Valentines Too Awesome To Exist

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Valentine's Day cards you buy at the store are like fast food for the soul, boiling down one of the most nourishing, life-sustaining forces on earth into dismissible bullshit that's impossible to digest without twisting your face into an awkward grimace. We asked you to show us what they might look like if the were allowed to be creative, honest, awesome or all three at once. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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