15 Biased News Stories from Inside Video Game Universes

If you were to turn on the TV in the 'Resident Evil' universe, how would the activities of the bad guys get reported in the Umbrella Corporation controlled media? How would Bowser's actions be spun if he had a Fox News-esque channel spinning things on his behalf?
15 Biased News Stories from Inside Video Game Universes

If you were to turn on the TV in the Resident Evil universe, how would the activities of the bad guys get reported in the Umbrella Corporation controlled media? How would Bowser's actions be spun if he had a Fox News-esque channel reporting things on his behalf? We asked you to show us what other sorts of propaganda you might encounter in the worlds of video games. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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15 Biased News Stories from Inside Video Game Universes
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