If People Actually Said What They Really Mean


Think about how different the world would be if the subtext of everything you said appeared neatly translated in the moment you said it. White lies would disappear overnight, sexual innuendo would never go unnoticed, and you would actually be able to use sarcasm around your parents, Germans and people from the deep south. We asked you to show us the difference between what people say and what they mean using word bubbles. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by j21

LATELY I'VE BEEN REALLY INTO THE PLASTIC BAGGS, THE FROZEN GEORGE AND KNEE- SCREAM... you? I just made all of those up, but still - NOCLD beat that, p

Entry by Corpsy

Oooooooh I can't wait t'LL TEAR OUT YOUR to get back STILL BEATING home to you, HEART, SHOW IT Commodore TO YoU, SIGN IT. Cuddlebunch! POSE WITH You A

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