Look Science, we're not picky. We don't need to be bodily transported in a sports car, and might not even want to if the Terminator nude-clause end up being true. Give us the time traveling mailbox from that Sandra Bullock movie, and you can take the rest of the month off. We will never be this easy to please.

We asked our readers to show us how they'd squander the ability to send messages to their teenage selves. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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