22 Unexpected Downsides of Being a Zombie

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Movie zombies are slow and constantly getting shot in the face, but even they don't show the everyday problems you'd encounter while piloting around a rotting, barely coherent corpse. We asked you to show us the harsh realities of daily life for the undead that movies leave out. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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