15 Rita Rudner Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.’

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19 Secret Inspirations for Famous Song Lyrics

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There are plenty of song lyrics that make you wonder what the hell was going on in the room when they were written. We asked you to use the magic of image manipulation to show us. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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