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‘There is something refreshingly ironic about people lying on the beach contracting skin cancer in an attempt to acquire a purely illusory appearance of good health, while germ-laden medical waste washes up on the sand all around them’
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1 Don’t Worry: The Other Person Hates Themselves During Awkward Small Talk, Too
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23 Tiny Changes That Would've Turned Good Ideas to Disasters
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Good ideas seem like foregone conclusions after the fact. Coca-Cola has been around for so long, we never stop to think how switching a few words around at the pitch stage could have turned it into sugar infused brown cocaine. We asked you to show us some other great ideas that were one tiny tweak away from being disasters. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...
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