Everybody knows exactly what sucks about the great art galleries: they won't let you go in there with a sharpie and add hilarious dialogue to the paintings (trust us, we tried).

Well, we believe in allowing you to express yourselves. We asked you to supply the dialogue that surely must be occurring in classic paintings. The results are below and, believe it or not, the winner was given $50 for doing this.

Entry by BRWombat

CRACKED.cOM No entiendo. Cuales son tweezers?

Entry by RandomHabit

CRACKED.COM IT RURS THE LOTION ON ITS SkiN... ..IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN. ...OR ELSE...

Entry by bazooka

DUDE, DO YOU THINK YOU SHOULD BE DRIVING ? IT'S COOL, MAN. I'VE DEVELOPED A TOLERANCE FOR THIS STUFF ! CRACKED.cOM

Entry by Unept

CRACKED.cOM Frrrrrrrrrt.

Entry by mrlarry

Sweetie, we May be wearing the same outfit, but only one of US is pulling it off you total bitch CRACKED.COM

Entry by GundamPanda

Marcel, do I really need to be naked for this? CRACKED.cOM Oui.

Entry by Pierresauce

CRACKED.COM Dude, seriously. we are not fuCKing stars. Get your ass Up before the cops get here! I told bim that was too much acid.

Entry by AM Smiley

A-OOGAH! CRACKED.cOM

Sign up for the Cracked Newsletter

Get the best of Cracked sent directly to your inbox!

There are FOUR contests for you to choose from, the three standard photoplasties, and a fourth that requires a little writing. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all four and quadruple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Winner gets 5,000 pennies.

Forgot Password?