15 Rita Rudner Jokes for the Hall of Fame

‘I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.’

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20 Must Have Toys for Christmas (In The Year 2111)


Each year brings us a new toy that kids will absolutely lose their shit over if they don't get it for Christmas. We asked you to take a look 100 years in the future and show us what parents will be pepper spraying each other over. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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