24 Things Other Countries Suspect About Life in America

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There are lots of pretty ridiculous stereotypes about America. Americans who have traveled outside of the country, or encountered a European on "holiday" (the five months of paid vacation that comes standard with every job in the European Union) know this. We asked you to show us what it might look like if those stereotypes were totally true (instead of only sort of true). The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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24 Things Other Countries Suspect About Life in America

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