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The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by aerodynamite

If They Made Ads for the Worst Things Ever

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Entry by Tim Babb

If They Made Ads for the Worst Things Ever

Entry by Navikan

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Entry by ChrisRiley

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Entry by BeingQuiet

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Entry by GoodDoctorB

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