If They Made Ads for the Worst Things Ever


Advertisers have been able to sell some pretty terrible stuff. Emphasizing the positives, and downplaying the fact that it kills you goes a long way. We asked you to show us what it might look like if they had to sell stuff that sucks so hard, even the most cynical corporations haven't thought of tricking you into buying it.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by j21

CRACKED COM I think I paid enough tax, but how can I be sure? Why put up with that sinking feeling of uncertainty? Ask for a TAX AUDIT today, and ge

Entry by Ted E.

Losing sight of your priorilties? You look like you could use.. FREE! A SWIFT KICK TO THE CROTCH THE GREAT EQUALIZER FOR EONS, MAN HAS RESOLVED COUNTL

Entry by Scarin

CRACKED.cOM Because that one night in Paris is possibly worth a few blisters. HERPES Pass It On: BROUGNT TO YOUBYTHEMAKERS OF yaerhex

There are three contests for you to choose from. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all three and triple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Winner gets 5,000 pennies.

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